That's intense
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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