HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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