Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
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2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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