i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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