carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
