i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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