I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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