Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I pour the whiskey from now on
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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