If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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