just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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