i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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