that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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