Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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