we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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