I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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