he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I have so many feelings about this burrito
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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