i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
try lime green
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
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Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
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Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?