He is an equal opportunity slut.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
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I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
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Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.