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• (317): View more from Indiana

  just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Beer acquired. Food is cooking

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  Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.

  (678): View more from Georgia

  Good point.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"

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