I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Don't make out with my wife yet
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
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I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son