how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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