i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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