every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
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She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
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We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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