its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Sacagawea was the original milf.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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