i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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