All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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