she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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