Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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