brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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