I must be too annoying 4 u.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Randomize
