You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
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I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
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You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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