my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
This gyro tastes like lonliness
cat food counts as protein by the way
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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