Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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