i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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