I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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