I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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