big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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