I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
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I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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