i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
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So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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