Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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