its not stalking. its research.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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