She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
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It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.