She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
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After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.