If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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