So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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