BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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