Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
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