one might say we're banned from that church
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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