Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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