we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
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Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
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I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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