Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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