I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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