too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
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Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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