you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
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Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
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Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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