Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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