She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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