Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Come on in and take your pants off
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