she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Randomize
