Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
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My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
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